IF YOU STOP PLAYING HORRIBLE ACOUSTIC VERSIONS OF MODERN TOP 40 HITS I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU ALL THE MONEY I HAVE IN THE WORLD.
IT MEANS THAT MUCH TO ME.
PLEASE.
STAY BACK, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS.
IT’S A HOT DOG BUN.
YOU NEVER KNOW. COULD BE BOOBYTRAPPED.
… ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO GET ME TO TOUCH YOUR PENIS?
I’M OFFENDED YOU WOULD EVEN SUGGEST SUCH A THING, BUT YES.
YOU’RE INCORRIGIBLE.
Hunger Games Propaganda PSAs From College Humor
I’d like all of these framed now please, thank you.
(Source: fassbenders, via mr-orange)
Vytautas Mineral Water! It’s Earth’s Juice! (by katashnis85)
Brain Surgeon
(Source: youtube.com)
